I was called to appetizer arms, so here I am …
watermelon caprese skewers with honey mint vinaigrette

food that gives no f*cks

I was called to appetizer arms, so here I am …

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Caprese, cap-reh-seh, capr-awesome. However you choose to pronounce it, I …

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