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No Churn Pumpkin King Oreo Ice Cream 🎃 Ready for a No Churn Pumpkin King Oreo Ice Cream 🎃 Ready for a spooking this Saturday? My endearing treat consists of an orange-hued pumpkin spice ice cream speckled with crushed Oreos and garnished with the cutest little cookie witch hat. For added whimsy, I HIGHLY recommend donning your own witch hat while you assemble said witch hats - I think it makes them taste even better. Recipe linked in bio or search "no churn pumpkin king Oreo ice cream" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
One Pot Baked Beef and Pumpkin Chili Mac 🎃Two cozy One Pot Baked Beef and Pumpkin Chili Mac 🎃Two cozy cool-weather dishes mixed into one ooey gooey cheesy pot. The chili is spiced and smoky and swirled with pumpkin purée, while beef (veggie or regular!), black beans, and a whopping amount of cheese keeps the "mac and cheese" namesake relevant. Meal prep a batch this week to tide you through these increasingly busy fall days. Recipe linked in bio or search "one pot baked beef and pumpkin chili mac" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
This week I tested out a new shoe, the @saucony Gu This week I tested out a new shoe, the @saucony Guide, which is a stability model. What with my achy hips (and chronic injury) and general joint wobbliness of late, I figured a small change might do be a big favor. 

Thus far, I'm liking them and the lessened anterior fatigue I seem to experience - and while my runs aren't anything special right now, feeling stronger is a huge win. 

MONDAY: 4 x 2k @ 8:32 pace 

TUESDAY: 4.01 miles @ 11:25 pace 

WEDNESDAY: AM - 8 x 800m @ 7:50 pace PM- 3.2 miles @ 10:20 pace with Little Miss Ba

THURSDAY: 6.5 miles @ 11:44 pace

FRIDAY: 9 x 50m hill (this is where I tweaked my ham)

SATURDAY: 12 miles @ 11:53 pace

SUNDAY: Rest!
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sidebar | life and training 10.19 – 10.25

by Kellie October 26, 2026October 26, 2026

It’s spooky time, baby! Happy Monday, folks! I don’t typically …

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Beverages Recipes

black magic lemonade

by KellieUpdated on October 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Some serious witchcraft in this pitcher. Happy Friday, ya’ll! Next …

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mummy cookie bars

by KellieUpdated on October 21, 2026October 22, 2026

Eeek? More like SQUEE! Happy Thursday, all! These cutie patooties …

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broccoli cheddar potato soup

by KellieUpdated on October 19, 2026October 20, 2026

Crisp and fall-like outside with crazy wind, so we’re huddling …

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sidebar | life and training 10.12 – 10.18

by Kellie October 19, 2026October 19, 2026

FALL HATH COMETH. Happy Monday, all! A sweltering and unpleasant …

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the wicked pumpkin

by KellieUpdated on October 15, 2026October 16, 2026

A wicked good time. Happy Friday, folks! Giving you a …

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midnight pumpkin patch layer cake

by KellieUpdated on October 14, 2026October 15, 2026

EEEEEK! …Eeking because I LOVE THIS CAKE SO MUCH. Happy …

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french onion mushroom soup

by KellieUpdated on October 12, 2026October 13, 2026

Instead of a chef’s kiss, here’s a French kiss. Happy …

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sidebar | life and training 10.5 – 10.11

by Kellie October 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Spooky season is nigh! Happy Monday, all! I enjoy my …

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chai spiced pumpkin pie

by KellieUpdated on October 7, 2026October 8, 2026

I HAD to grace FMG with a pumpkin pie this …

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