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Midnight Pumpkin Patch Layer Cake 🎃 A little bit o Midnight Pumpkin Patch Layer Cake 🎃 A little bit of spook and a whole lot of WOW. This stunner of a two-layer treat features a pumpkin cake and a dark chocolate cake, piled with rich black cocoa buttercream and piped with heirloom pumpkin designs because this girl does not have a steady hand and tends to tilt her head sideways when focusing. I think the more abstract, the better, as it adds to the charm and certainly doesnt detract from the tastiness. Recipe linked in bio or search "midnight pumpkin patch layer cake" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
French Onion Mushroom Soup 🧅 Patience is a virtue French Onion Mushroom Soup 🧅 Patience is a virtue I dont much have, except when it comes to certain culinary projects. Caramelizing a buttload of onions is one of those exceptions. The richness of this nod to the French classic originates from deeply jammy mushrooms and onions, good-quality seasoned beef broth, and is finished with buttery, cheesy toasts. Well worth the wait time. Recipe linked in bio or search "French Onion Mushroom Soup" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
Spooky season is nigh! Bb cutback week since I h Spooky season is nigh! Bb cutback week since I had some extra days off and didn't feel like spending all of my spare time running. MONDAY: 10.05 miles with 8 x 100m @ 5:30 pace TUESDAY: 4.05 miles @ 11:44 pace WEDNESDAY: 8 miles @ 11:48 pace THURSDAY: 4.25 miles @ 11:22 pace FRIDAY: 9 x 50m hill sprints SATURDAY: 12 miles @ 11:25 pace SUNDAY: REST
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