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Goal after my 5K series? Run a sub-48 10k. Not my Goal after my 5K series? Run a sub-48 10k. Not my focus right now but workouts like this in the butt ugly summer weather give me the confidence that I might be able to eek that pace out in the fall!
Why does that water fountain even exist if it cont Why does that water fountain even exist if it contains 0 water? And why did that guy HAVE to choose the bushes RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUNCTIONING FOUNTAIN to take a whiz?

Asking the hard hitting questions today. 

5 x 1k is a terrifying workout for the 5K distance / I avoided it for years but finally am so fed up with running a 23:35 for three races straight that I buckled down and sucked it up. Did the session go well? Debatable. Wind resistance is always a tricky demon, but the fact that I picked it back up for the final two reps does encourage me. 

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Hot Honey Watermelon Mojito 🍉. Sunshine, blue sky, Hot Honey Watermelon Mojito 🍉. Sunshine, blue sky, and juicy melons...summertime encapsulated. This fruity delight is kicked up with a touch of spicy hot honey and pent a tropical twist with coconut rum. It's a light and fresh sip to enjoy poolside or lounging on the patio over the weekend. Cheers! Recipe linked in bio or search "hot honey watermelon mojito" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
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coconut lime crusted salmon bowls with peanut sauce

by KellieUpdated on June 1, 2026June 2, 2026

You put the lime in the coconut and throw them …

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sidebar | life and training 5.25 – 5.31

by Kellie June 1, 2026June 1, 2026

The calendar says June but the weather says August. Wait…June?! …

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guava mint lemonade

by KellieUpdated on May 28, 2026May 29, 2026

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice… Happy Friyay, kids! …

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no churn midnight munchies ice cream

by KellieUpdated on May 27, 2026May 28, 2026

Indecisive evening sweet tooth? Let this ice cream make the …

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heirloom tomato, cheddar, and chimichurri grilled cheese

by KellieUpdated on May 25, 2026May 26, 2026

Sandwich season ALSO means grilled cheese season. Happy Tuesday, kids! …

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sidebar | life and training 5.18 – 5.24

by KellieUpdated on May 25, 2026May 25, 2026

The end of May? Excuse me, what? Yet outside, it …

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garden caprese bloody mary

by KellieUpdated on May 21, 2026May 22, 2026

A glass of summer at brunchtime. Happy Friday, friends! Memorial …

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frosted animal cracker sugar cookies

by KellieUpdated on May 20, 2026May 21, 2026

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poolside pickle snack mix

by KellieUpdated on May 18, 2026May 19, 2026

In a pickle? Here’s the dill: Poolside Pickle Snack Mix. …

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sidebar | life and training 5.11 – 5.17

by Kellie May 18, 2026May 18, 2026

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