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Garden Caprese Bloody Mary 🍅. I myself am not big Garden Caprese Bloody Mary 🍅. I myself am not big on the performative brunch drinks served in absurd quantities - I much prefer my cocktail like this. Fresh and light, with a pretty skewer of tomato, basil, and mozzarella, our Bloody Mary is flavored with a blend of Italian-inspired spices, a kiss of balsamic, and of course a good dash of vodka for the little kick we deserve leading into the long weekend. Cheers! Recipe linked in bio or search "garden Caprese Bloody Mary" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
Frosted Animal Cracker Sugar Cookies 🍪. Big, color Frosted Animal Cracker Sugar Cookies 🍪. Big, colorful cookies belong on your Memorial Day menu. These bites are delightful and pleasing to the eye, not to mention the perfect blend of chewy soft, and crunchy. Speckles of sprinkles amp up the fun factor - I promise they'll pass off the platter quickly. Recipe linked in bio or search "frosted animal cracker sugar cookies" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
Poolside Pickle Snack Mix 🥒. This is the summer of Poolside Pickle Snack Mix 🥒. This is the summer of sand, sunshine, and salty snacks, and if you're on that train with, a big crunchy bowl will serve you well. This bowl is buttery and savory, infused with plenty of pickly flavor, and about as easy as can be. Recipe linked in bio or search "poolside pickle snack mix" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
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