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June adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Too much stres June adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Too much stress occupied this last month, but the best coping mechanisms turned out to be regular coffee dates and afternoon swims. Taking advantage of the hot, sunny afternoons by lounging poolside seems to be a solid plan for the rest of summer.
Double the swim, double the win. (It's called a Double the swim, double the win. 

(It's called a slant rhyme, give me a break.)
I don't get sick but once a year (typically Februa I don't get sick but once a year (typically February/March), so a summer cold was a big wake up that my body is unhappy and needs a break. Big mileage cut this week and focusing on movement and activity to nourish the soul, including casual midday swims! Being in the water soothes me and the gentle mobility really helps any remaining whiplash I'm experiencing.
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fiesta street corn dip caesar salad

by KellieUpdated on June 30, 2026July 1, 2026

Fiesta in the salad bowl! Happy Hump Day, fellas! I …

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grilled chili lime mahi burgers with garlic sauce

by KellieUpdated on June 29, 2026June 30, 2026

I don’t make burgers often, but when I do, the …

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sidebar | life and training 6.22 – 6.28

by Kellie June 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Welcome home, Polly! I just adore you. Two weeks post-crash. …

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star spangled rum refresher

by KellieUpdated on June 24, 2026June 26, 2026

Wave your banners and light your sparklers ‘cos it’s America’s …

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all-american monster cookies

by KellieUpdated on June 24, 2026June 25, 2026

One way to show patriotism is to put it in …

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hot bacon elotes

by KellieUpdated on June 22, 2026June 23, 2026

Hyperfixation #500000000etc: hot bacon anything. Hello and happy Tuesday, kids. …

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sidebar | life and training 6.15 – 6.21

by Kellie June 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Polly, is that you?! Over a week removed from the …

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hot peach martini

by KellieUpdated on June 18, 2026June 19, 2026

Happy National Martini Day! Aaaaand…happy Friday! I’m very disoriented. I …

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homestyle strawberry bourbon crisp

by KellieUpdated on June 17, 2026June 18, 2026

Summertime down on the farm. Happy Thursday, friends! They say …

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hot bacon blt caprese pasta salad

by KellieUpdated on June 15, 2026June 16, 2026

Man, I don’t feel like writing today. But I’m here, …

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