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A very frustrating Monday workout but in hindsight, there exists comfort in knowing that blowing through 15+ mph gusts isn't exactly child's play. One more key workout before my first race day since the marathon in February!
Garden Caprese Bloody Mary 🍅. I myself am not big Garden Caprese Bloody Mary 🍅. I myself am not big on the performative brunch drinks served in absurd quantities - I much prefer my cocktail like this. Fresh and light, with a pretty skewer of tomato, basil, and mozzarella, our Bloody Mary is flavored with a blend of Italian-inspired spices, a kiss of balsamic, and of course a good dash of vodka for the little kick we deserve leading into the long weekend. Cheers! Recipe linked in bio or search "garden Caprese Bloody Mary" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
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