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5 x 1k is a terrifying workout for the 5K distance / I avoided it for years but finally am so fed up with running a 23:35 for three races straight that I buckled down and sucked it up. Did the session go well? Debatable. Wind resistance is always a tricky demon, but the fact that I picked it back up for the final two reps does encourage me. 

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Hot Honey Watermelon Mojito 🍉. Sunshine, blue sky, Hot Honey Watermelon Mojito 🍉. Sunshine, blue sky, and juicy melons...summertime encapsulated. This fruity delight is kicked up with a touch of spicy hot honey and pent a tropical twist with coconut rum. It's a light and fresh sip to enjoy poolside or lounging on the patio over the weekend. Cheers! Recipe linked in bio or search "hot honey watermelon mojito" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
Blueberry Lemon Streusel Doughnut Bread🫐. The love Blueberry Lemon Streusel Doughnut Bread🫐. The love child of a loaf, a doughnut, and a coffee cake, my unique contribution to #nationaldoughnutday. This soft and citrusy delight is rippled with blueberries and a sweet cinnamon streusel, and begs for a hot mug of coffee and maybe a pat or two of butter. Snag a slice when you need a midday pickup. Recipe linked in bio or search "blueberry lemon streusel doughnut bread" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
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