A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU SUCKERS. I’m writing …
spiced pomegranate bourbon fizz
drinks
mrs. claus’ merry mojito
Because I’m sure Mrs. Claus gets tired of Santa’s shit …
buttered rum hot chocolate
The perfect winter evening: fire place, a lazy cat curled …
rosé aperol spritz
The expression “embarrassingly easy” secondhand embarrasses me. Why should I …
spiced pumpkin latte
I feel like using any name that could create the …
peach melba rosé spritz
PEACHEEEEEEES. You know, I wasn’t going to buy peaches this …
honey blackberry fig sour
Get a load of this fancy shit. Summer figs are …
peach margarita
Happy Friday Happy Hour! Much happy, very capital letter, so …
star spangled sour
A name indicating how I feel about the state of …
strawberry basil smash
Easy like a Friday evening. Thursday, when I’m writing this, …