Derby horns intensify. Yesterday was Cinco de Mayo, and we …
pineapple mint julep
drinks
fresh strawberry green tea lemonade
I bought the most massive fucking strawberries the other day. …
lemon raspberry whiskey sour
I know I’ve bought too much of one fruit when …
grapefruit rosemary spritz mocktail
A friend told me these photos remind her of summertime …
hot chocolate oatmeal latte
Knocking out three stones with one bird: chocolate, breakfast, and …
spiced pomegranate bourbon fizz
A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU SUCKERS. I’m writing …
mrs. claus’ merry mojito
Because I’m sure Mrs. Claus gets tired of Santa’s shit …
buttered rum hot chocolate
The perfect winter evening: fire place, a lazy cat curled …
rosé aperol spritz
The expression “embarrassingly easy” secondhand embarrasses me. Why should I …
spiced pumpkin latte
I feel like using any name that could create the …