Because I’m sure Mrs. Claus gets tired of Santa’s shit …
mrs. claus’ merry mojito

food that gives no f*cks

Because I’m sure Mrs. Claus gets tired of Santa’s shit …

The perfect winter evening: fire place, a lazy cat curled …

The expression “embarrassingly easy” secondhand embarrasses me. Why should I …

I feel like using any name that could create the …

PEACHEEEEEEES. You know, I wasn’t going to buy peaches this …

Get a load of this fancy shit. Summer figs are …

Happy Friday Happy Hour! Much happy, very capital letter, so …

A name indicating how I feel about the state of …

Easy like a Friday evening. Thursday, when I’m writing this, …

So a lightning bolt struck my work the other day. …