I bought the most massive fucking strawberries the other day. They’re mutants, I tell you. This time of year we have the most…
I guess I’ll spare you the inevitable harhar do you know the muffin man? joke in this post. That’s honestly gotta be the…
Hope ya’ll don’t have to take a drug test the day following this dinner! No but seriously, it’s an apparent concern amongst athletes/job…
Who says you need to wait for Friday to enjoy pizza? I understand Taco Tuesday, because alliteration is fun for marketing, but the…
Coming in HAWT this week, honey. This is a recipe I developed when I had the flu, which you’d think might be a…
Who amongst ya’ll fine folks has seen the Super Mario Bros. movie? J and I don’t typically see movies because the expense isn’t…
YOU GUYS. If there’s one thing that’s made me unfailingly happy from a recipe development standpoint, it’s doughnuts. I don’t know what it…
Apparently it’s Finger Food Week in the FMG-iverse. Fun story: I initially wrote a totally different recipe for today. I backtracked because for…
My plan is to turn FMG into a garden with all of these super colorful springtime dishes. These toasts gave me a fit…
Let’s have a spicy Tuesday, shall we? I tell you what, we really, really need rain. Desperately. My allergies have been untamed for…
