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The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

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tomato basil BLAT crostini

June 10, 2025

Currently eating a BLT while writing about BLTs. There is little better than consuming something really salty and savory after a stupid hot…

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Desserts

strawberry vanilla surprise cupcakes

June 6, 2025

The best part is the part which you can’t see. I love desserts that are stuffed with things: a cream filled doughnut, a…

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Sidebars / March 17, 2025

sidebar | life and training 3.10 – 3.16

Who else here struggles to justify relaxation? It’s pretty convoluted in our culture that we expect ourselves to work to the brim of…

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Desserts / March 14, 2025

guinness chocolate cupcakes with bailey’s buttercream

St. Patrick would gladly stuff a few of these in his maw. Dudes. I bought a new computer the other day. It’s a…

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Main Course / March 13, 2025

one skillet tuscan parmesan salmon

Some might call this “marry me salmon.” I’ll just call it “eat me salmon.” Though honestly, right now it’s “throw me out the…

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Beverages / March 11, 2025

irish espresso martini

I went out for fish n’ chips last night and gave myself massive heartburn. Worth it. I tend to forget about St. Patrick’s…

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Sidebars / March 10, 2025

sidebar | life and training 3.3 – 3.9

Man I have some RAGING heartburn right now. And no, that isn’t some poetic metaphor. I literally have heartburn. Then my dumb ass…

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Desserts / March 7, 2025

baked carrot cake doughnuts

A little bunny told me that these are the ideal weekend brunch for the spring. Well, this and maybe some Carrot Cake Cinnamon…

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Recipes / March 4, 2025

herb roasted carrot soup

Everybunny at your spring table will love a bowl of this. I don’t know if I’ve written this emphatically enough in the past,…

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Sidebars / March 3, 2025

sidebar | life and training 2.24 – 3.2

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley. Last night I watched Airplane! and realized that, while I hadn’t seen it before, I…

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Beverages / February 28, 2025

salted caramel rose latte

Practicing my latte art on this beauty! I’ve worked in coffee shops my entire adult life, in various corporate levels. In one of…

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Appetizers / February 25, 2025

quick and easy sesame ahi tuna tostadas

We’ve finally got a seafood dish that isn’t shrimp or salmon! In real life, the aforementioned are my most consumed seafood products –…

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Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not r Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not refer to the sound this dish would make when slammed against a wall. Why would you want to do that anyway? Weirdos. Garlic sauce and avocado spiff up the culinary three musketeers and grilled bread just brings the whole app over the tippy top. Summertime in four bites. Recipe linked in bio or search "tomato Basil BLAT crostini" on foulmouthgourmet.com!
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