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Goal after my 5K series? Run a sub-48 10k. Not my Goal after my 5K series? Run a sub-48 10k. Not my focus right now but workouts like this in the butt ugly summer weather give me the confidence that I might be able to eek that pace out in the fall!
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5 x 1k is a terrifying workout for the 5K distance / I avoided it for years but finally am so fed up with running a 23:35 for three races straight that I buckled down and sucked it up. Did the session go well? Debatable. Wind resistance is always a tricky demon, but the fact that I picked it back up for the final two reps does encourage me. 

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Hot Honey Watermelon Mojito 🍉. Sunshine, blue sky, Hot Honey Watermelon Mojito 🍉. Sunshine, blue sky, and juicy melons...summertime encapsulated. This fruity delight is kicked up with a touch of spicy hot honey and pent a tropical twist with coconut rum. It's a light and fresh sip to enjoy poolside or lounging on the patio over the weekend. Cheers! Recipe linked in bio or search "hot honey watermelon mojito" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
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