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The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

food that gives no f*cks

Beverages

pineapple mango iced green tea

April 24, 2026

Pineapple iced tea is sounding mighty fine-apple today. Hahahahaha oooohkay. Happy Friday, folks! We made it, woo! This week felt much more normal…

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Desserts

classic chocolate chunk zucchini bread

April 23, 2026

Why is it that I always forget about zucchini? It’s one of my favorite vegetables! Happy Thursday, folks! And yes, our poor phallic…

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Main Course / December 12, 2023

sheet pan sticky pomegranate salmon

I am starving while I type this tasty recipe up. Probably a bad combo. Whenever I go to Trader Joes, I buy salmon.…

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Sidebars / December 11, 2023

sidebar | life and training 12.4 – 12.10

I still haven’t bought my Christmas tree. I dunno, ya’ll. This month kinda feels like a simulation. Christmas quickly flies onto the radar,…

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Beverages / December 9, 2023

merry berry christmas margarita

Alternatively named: The Festive As Fuq Margarita. I’m sure I won’t go haywire with holiday cocktails this year, as I did last year…

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Desserts / December 7, 2023

salted pretzel chocolate chip cookies

These bad boys belong in your holiday cookie box, yo. For real, anything salty and sweet is my kryptonite, especially when the salt…

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Main Course / December 5, 2023

buffalo ranch chickpea meatball bowls

BALLS TO THE WALL ON A TUESDAY. You know, I actually had a decent day Monday. Well, aside from having to wrench myself…

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Sidebars / December 4, 2023

sidebar | life and training 11.27 – 12.3

Tried to feel festive this week, and it sorta worked. I tell you what, there’s something rather empowering about taking oneself on solo…

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Desserts / December 1, 2023

peanut butter swirl brownies

Hello, I’m here shouting from the void to bring you a brownie recipe. Yes, FMG has been much quieter lately, but it’s an…

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Main Course / November 28, 2023

spinach and feta pizza

I am so fucking lazy lately but at least we’ve got pizza today. As I’ve documented rather often lately, I’ve been rather helter…

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Sidebars / November 27, 2023

sidebar | life and training 11.13 – 11.19 + 11.20 – 11.26

Two weeks condensed into one post lets gooooo. I’m letting myself be a full-fledged human being, which meant putting FMG a little on…

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Beverages / November 25, 2023

salted caramel hot chocolate

I guess this just sounded like a good idea. Folks, this week has blown harder than Hurricane Ian (too soon?). While nothing specifically…

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The 5K and the marathon are my two least favorite The 5K and the marathon are my two least favorite distances to train for, and for totally different reasons. The 5K leaves me wheezing, and the marathon requires immense time commitment and a week's worth of pain after. 

But, another summer means another stab at sub-23, and this workout began the cycle for me! A mean 20mph headwind tried to derail my efforts, but didn't quite bring me down how it wanted to. Only gets harder from here!
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