pineapple mango iced green tea
Pineapple iced tea is sounding mighty fine-apple today. Hahahahaha oooohkay. Happy Friday, folks! We made it, woo! This week felt much more normal…
I am starving while I type this tasty recipe up. Probably a bad combo. Whenever I go to Trader Joes, I buy salmon.…
I still haven’t bought my Christmas tree. I dunno, ya’ll. This month kinda feels like a simulation. Christmas quickly flies onto the radar,…
Alternatively named: The Festive As Fuq Margarita. I’m sure I won’t go haywire with holiday cocktails this year, as I did last year…
These bad boys belong in your holiday cookie box, yo. For real, anything salty and sweet is my kryptonite, especially when the salt…
BALLS TO THE WALL ON A TUESDAY. You know, I actually had a decent day Monday. Well, aside from having to wrench myself…
Tried to feel festive this week, and it sorta worked. I tell you what, there’s something rather empowering about taking oneself on solo…
Hello, I’m here shouting from the void to bring you a brownie recipe. Yes, FMG has been much quieter lately, but it’s an…
I am so fucking lazy lately but at least we’ve got pizza today. As I’ve documented rather often lately, I’ve been rather helter…
Two weeks condensed into one post lets gooooo. I’m letting myself be a full-fledged human being, which meant putting FMG a little on…
I guess this just sounded like a good idea. Folks, this week has blown harder than Hurricane Ian (too soon?). While nothing specifically…