Skip to content
  • Recipes
    • Appetizers
    • Beverages
    • Soups
    • Salads
    • Main Course
      • Seafood
      • Vegetarian/Vegan
    • Side Dishes
    • Desserts
    • Quick + Easy
  • Travel
  • Sidebars
  • My Story
  • Subscribe
  • Work with Me

The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

food that gives no f*cks

Beverages

pineapple mango iced green tea

April 24, 2026

Pineapple iced tea is sounding mighty fine-apple today. Hahahahaha oooohkay. Happy Friday, folks! We made it, woo! This week felt much more normal…

Continue Reading

Desserts

classic chocolate chunk zucchini bread

April 23, 2026

Why is it that I always forget about zucchini? It’s one of my favorite vegetables! Happy Thursday, folks! And yes, our poor phallic…

Continue Reading
Sidebars / January 8, 2024

sidebar | life and training 1.1 – 1.7

My defining word for 2024 is bravery. I don’t know where this trend started – for my luck, it was TikTok, and we…

Read more
Main Course / January 4, 2024

rosemary mushroom provolone pizza

My current sustenance is pizza, French fries, and a weird amount of Greek salads. Happy 2024, ya’ll! If you’re new here, that opening…

Read more
Sidebars / January 1, 2024

sidebar | life and training 12.25-12.31

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU FOOLS. I did absolutely nothing on NYE. How about you? I haven’t put much effort into New Year’s celebrating…

Read more
Desserts / December 30, 2023

bourbon mocha layer cake

30. I like to think that my 30s will look good on me. Obviously, any certainty is impossible to achieve; but I’ve had…

Read more
Sidebars / December 26, 2023

sidebar | life and training 12.18 – 12.24

Merry aftermath, good people! The verdict of Christmas this year was an odd one. I think I’ll save the Christmas day exploits for…

Read more
Beverages / December 23, 2023

christmas tequila sangria

One final little ode to Christmas weekend. Of course, we need a cocktail, don’t we? I am damn tired and unsure of how…

Read more
Desserts / December 20, 2023

peppermint bark sandwich cookies

Peppermint everything! It didn’t occur to me until a few minutes ago, actually, that I’m sharing two peppermint chocolate treats in a row.…

Read more
Desserts / December 19, 2023

baked peppermint hot chocolate doughnuts

Doughnuts to start the week. I dub that an immediate win. Ladies and gents, it’s Christmas Eve week. I guess I can say…

Read more
Sidebars / December 18, 2023

sidebar | life and training 12.11 – 12.17

Christmas lights, spontaneous nights, and the best of friends. Can’t get any better than that for a weekend. My soul is so full,…

Read more
Desserts / December 14, 2023

chocolate dipped bourbon peanut butter cookies

Can’t neglect a good peanut butter cookie over the holiday season. I’ve formed this real shit habit of nibbling on cookies in the…

Read more

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 42 43 44 … 150 Next

Foul Mouth Latest

  • pineapple mango iced green tea
  • classic chocolate chunk zucchini bread
  • dill pickle chickpea salad sliders
  • sidebar | life and training 4.13 – 4.19
  • sweet green tea mint julep
The 5K and the marathon are my two least favorite The 5K and the marathon are my two least favorite distances to train for, and for totally different reasons. The 5K leaves me wheezing, and the marathon requires immense time commitment and a week's worth of pain after. 

But, another summer means another stab at sub-23, and this workout began the cycle for me! A mean 20mph headwind tried to derail my efforts, but didn't quite bring me down how it wanted to. Only gets harder from here!
Follow on Instagram

Popular Now

amaretto whiskey sour
the snowy poinsettia martini
pizza night italian chopped salad
hot honey shrimp with cheddar polenta

Copyright © 2026 The Foul-Mouth Gourmet. All rights reserved.
Theme: Patricia by VolThemes. Powered by WordPress.

Never miss a beat! Sign up to receive every new recipe straight to your inbox and weekly meal plans with curated shopping lists and tips for kitchen success.