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August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day la August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day lattes and sunny days by the pool = her ideal end-of-summer style.
Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 mi Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 miler Little Miss Ba and I did this week was, oddly, my favorite run in awhile despite the ballsish, un-fallsish heat. 

MONDAY: 10 miles with 3 x 1 mile @ 8:33 pace (failed workout)

TUESDAY: 3.75 miles @ 11:46 pace 

WEDNESDAY: 6.25 miles @ 12:03 pace (AM) + 3.15 miles @ 10:49 pace (PM)

THURSDAY: 4.5 miles with 5 x 50m sprint + 8 x :20 flying into 60m 90-95%

FRIDAY: 5 miles @ 12:14 pace

SATURDAY: 11 miles @ 12:12 pace

SUNDAY: REST! Stretches and a short walk
A big milestone for a small sheep! (And a satisfy A big milestone for a small sheep!

(And a satisfying midday reprieve for her human.)
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sidebar | life and training 10.28 – 11.3

by Kellie November 4, 2024November 4, 2024

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by Kellie November 1, 2024November 1, 2024

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by KellieUpdated on October 28, 2024October 29, 2024

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sidebar | life and training 10.21 – 10.27

by Kellie October 28, 2024October 28, 2024

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by KellieUpdated on October 21, 2024October 22, 2024

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sidebar | life and training 10.14 – 10.20

by Kellie October 21, 2024October 21, 2024

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIBLING. My old hag of a sister turned …

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salted caramel apple cider layer cake

by Kellie October 18, 2024October 18, 2024

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creamy dijon white wine salmon

by KellieUpdated on October 14, 2024October 15, 2024

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sidebar | life and training 10.7 – 10.13

by Kellie October 14, 2024October 14, 2024

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