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Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 mi Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 miler Little Miss Ba and I did this week was, oddly, my favorite run in awhile despite the ballsish, un-fallsish heat. 

MONDAY: 10 miles with 3 x 1 mile @ 8:33 pace (failed workout)

TUESDAY: 3.75 miles @ 11:46 pace 

WEDNESDAY: 6.25 miles @ 12:03 pace (AM) + 3.15 miles @ 10:49 pace (PM)

THURSDAY: 4.5 miles with 5 x 50m sprint + 8 x :20 flying into 60m 90-95%

FRIDAY: 5 miles @ 12:14 pace

SATURDAY: 11 miles @ 12:12 pace

SUNDAY: REST! Stretches and a short walk
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by Kellie June 23, 2025June 23, 2025

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sidebar | life and training 6.9 – 6.15

by Kellie June 16, 2025June 16, 2025

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fresh watermelon lemonade

by KellieUpdated on June 12, 2025June 13, 2025

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tomato basil BLAT crostini

by KellieUpdated on June 9, 2025June 10, 2025

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sidebar | life and training 6.2 – 6.8

by Kellie June 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Failing workouts really sucks. Happy Monday, all! It’s race week …

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by KellieUpdated on June 5, 2025June 6, 2025

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one skillet white wine spinach artichoke salmon

by KellieUpdated on June 2, 2025June 3, 2025

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