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August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day la August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day lattes and sunny days by the pool = her ideal end-of-summer style.
Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 mi Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 miler Little Miss Ba and I did this week was, oddly, my favorite run in awhile despite the ballsish, un-fallsish heat. 

MONDAY: 10 miles with 3 x 1 mile @ 8:33 pace (failed workout)

TUESDAY: 3.75 miles @ 11:46 pace 

WEDNESDAY: 6.25 miles @ 12:03 pace (AM) + 3.15 miles @ 10:49 pace (PM)

THURSDAY: 4.5 miles with 5 x 50m sprint + 8 x :20 flying into 60m 90-95%

FRIDAY: 5 miles @ 12:14 pace

SATURDAY: 11 miles @ 12:12 pace

SUNDAY: REST! Stretches and a short walk
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(And a satisfying midday reprieve for her human.)
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sidebar | life and training 5.26 – 6.1

by Kellie June 2, 2025June 2, 2025

I was due for a lazy rainy day off, and …

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toasted coconut lemon layer cake

by Kellie May 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Sometimes the biggest messes yield the most wonderful products. If …

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garden party margarita

by KellieUpdated on May 28, 2025May 29, 2025

A summertime breeze in a cocktail glass. When we visited …

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by KellieUpdated on May 26, 2025May 27, 2025

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sidebar | life and training 5.19 – 5.25

by Kellie May 26, 2025May 26, 2025

It don be scorchin’ out there. Happy Monday! And, I …

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fresh mango lemonade

by KellieUpdated on May 23, 2025May 23, 2025

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grilled honey chipotle lime shrimp with mango avocado salsa

by KellieUpdated on May 19, 2025May 20, 2025

Summer = skewer season! I love a good batch of …

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sidebar | life and training 5.12 – 5.18

by Kellie May 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Will pay $8 for an ice cream cone. I’m sure …

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iced lemon loaf cake

by KellieUpdated on May 15, 2025May 16, 2025

A loaf cake to loaf around with all weekend long. …

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creamy lemon pesto chickpea orzo soup

by KellieUpdated on May 12, 2025May 13, 2025

Rainy summer day soup. Celery to use in the fridge …

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