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August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day la August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day lattes and sunny days by the pool = her ideal end-of-summer style.
Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 mi Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 miler Little Miss Ba and I did this week was, oddly, my favorite run in awhile despite the ballsish, un-fallsish heat. 

MONDAY: 10 miles with 3 x 1 mile @ 8:33 pace (failed workout)

TUESDAY: 3.75 miles @ 11:46 pace 

WEDNESDAY: 6.25 miles @ 12:03 pace (AM) + 3.15 miles @ 10:49 pace (PM)

THURSDAY: 4.5 miles with 5 x 50m sprint + 8 x :20 flying into 60m 90-95%

FRIDAY: 5 miles @ 12:14 pace

SATURDAY: 11 miles @ 12:12 pace

SUNDAY: REST! Stretches and a short walk
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(And a satisfying midday reprieve for her human.)
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by KellieUpdated on July 28, 2025July 29, 2025

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by Kellie July 28, 2025July 28, 2025

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by KellieUpdated on July 21, 2025July 22, 2025

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sidebar | life and training 7.14 – 7.20

by Kellie July 21, 2025July 21, 2025

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by KellieUpdated on July 17, 2025July 18, 2025

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white dill pickle pizza

by KellieUpdated on July 14, 2025July 15, 2025

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sidebar | life and training 7.7 – 7.13

by KellieUpdated on July 24, 2025July 14, 2025

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