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The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

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Beverages

birthday cake batter latte

March 6, 2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE MAN! Today is J’s birthday, so I had to put something sprinkly, funfetti-y, and festive on the site…

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Desserts

no churn cinnamon bun ice cream

March 5, 2026

YAY first ice cream of 2026! Happiest of Thursdays, folks! I’m happy because I’m taking myself out for ice cream later, and because…

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Sidebars / December 23, 2024

sidebar | life and training 12.16 – 12.22

Potential Christmas present to myself? A new car. There exists some sticky facets to adulthood that aren’t really pressed into mind until they…

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Main Course / December 23, 2024

easy fluffy eggnog chai cinnamon rolls

Who else needs a warm cinnyroll and a hug right now? Merry Christmas Eve-Eve, ya’ll! I’m currently nibbling on cookie box sweets and…

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Beverages / December 21, 2024

gingerbread house old fashioned

You know, a gingerbread house into which I could crawl in and hide sounds nice about now. My car overheated en route to…

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Desserts / December 20, 2024

salted pretzel milk chocolate cookie bars

I feel like those tiny pretzels are like eyes watching me sneak back into the kitchen for another cookie… Actually, I’ve been nibbling…

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Beverages / December 20, 2024

peppermint hot chocolate

Sometimes the simplest recipes really are the best. As a food service worker, I have plenty of conversations with folks every day, some…

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Desserts / December 19, 2024

spiked eggnog layer cake

The cake that made me fall in love with eggnog. Make that shit a Hallmark movie. As I wrote probably in my Eggnog…

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Recipes / December 18, 2024

2024 christmas cookie box

Wow I am SO late to the cookie box game this year. Sorry ya’ll. Nonetheless, here is my 2024 Christmas Cookie Box! I…

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Desserts / December 18, 2024

salted caramel graham cracker bark

I understand why they call similar recipes Christmas Crack. I don’t really like that nomenclature, honestly. Feels a bit insensitive (and I’m not…

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Desserts / December 18, 2024

frosted cranberry cookie bars

Just like Tsarbutts for a fraction of the price. I’ll admit, the cranberry bliss bar is one of the massive corporate chain’s best…

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Quick + Easy / December 17, 2024

christmas brussels sprout salad with maple orange vinaigrette

Numbnuts over here thought it was a great idea to wear a tan shirt while deseeding fresh pomegranate, Now I look like a…

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