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cinnamon pumpkin tequila sour

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marble layer cake

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August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day la August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day lattes and sunny days by the pool = her ideal end-of-summer style.
Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 mi Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 miler Little Miss Ba and I did this week was, oddly, my favorite run in awhile despite the ballsish, un-fallsish heat. 

MONDAY: 10 miles with 3 x 1 mile @ 8:33 pace (failed workout)

TUESDAY: 3.75 miles @ 11:46 pace 

WEDNESDAY: 6.25 miles @ 12:03 pace (AM) + 3.15 miles @ 10:49 pace (PM)

THURSDAY: 4.5 miles with 5 x 50m sprint + 8 x :20 flying into 60m 90-95%

FRIDAY: 5 miles @ 12:14 pace

SATURDAY: 11 miles @ 12:12 pace

SUNDAY: REST! Stretches and a short walk
A big milestone for a small sheep! (And a satisfy A big milestone for a small sheep!

(And a satisfying midday reprieve for her human.)
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sidebar | life and training 10.20 – 10.26

by Kellie October 27, 2025October 27, 2025

First order of business: a quick trip to Pennsylvania for …

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Beverages Recipes

autumn orchard bloody mary

by KellieUpdated on October 23, 2025October 24, 2025

Say Bloody Mary three times in front of your dining …

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chewy pumpkin spice bagels

by KellieUpdated on October 21, 2025October 23, 2025

Little beats a good bagel sandwich for breakfast or lunch, …

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french onion soup pizza

by KellieUpdated on October 20, 2025October 21, 2025

The lovechild of a favorite fall soup and a gooey …

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sidebar | life and training 10.13 – 10.19

by Kellie October 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Do they make vacuum cleaners for your ears? Seriously, since …

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haunted mansion margarita

by KellieUpdated on October 16, 2025October 17, 2025

I’m sure some of the ghosts in Luigi’s Mansion were …

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halloween oreo stuffed monster cookies

by KellieUpdated on October 15, 2025October 16, 2025

Would fight the Boogeyman for one of these buggers. October …

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butternut squash apple bisque

by KellieUpdated on October 13, 2025October 14, 2025

Fall weather = fall soup. At last! Well, to be …

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sidebar | life and training 10.6 – 10.12

by KellieUpdated on October 13, 2025October 13, 2025

It’s 65 degrees out and I am JOYFUL! Happy Monday, …

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pumpkin chai old fashioned

by Kellie October 10, 2025October 10, 2025

It’s Friday, I’m chowing down on chips and salsa, and …

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