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cinnamon pumpkin tequila sour

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marble layer cake

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August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day la August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day lattes and sunny days by the pool = her ideal end-of-summer style.
Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 mi Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 miler Little Miss Ba and I did this week was, oddly, my favorite run in awhile despite the ballsish, un-fallsish heat. 

MONDAY: 10 miles with 3 x 1 mile @ 8:33 pace (failed workout)

TUESDAY: 3.75 miles @ 11:46 pace 

WEDNESDAY: 6.25 miles @ 12:03 pace (AM) + 3.15 miles @ 10:49 pace (PM)

THURSDAY: 4.5 miles with 5 x 50m sprint + 8 x :20 flying into 60m 90-95%

FRIDAY: 5 miles @ 12:14 pace

SATURDAY: 11 miles @ 12:12 pace

SUNDAY: REST! Stretches and a short walk
A big milestone for a small sheep! (And a satisfy A big milestone for a small sheep!

(And a satisfying midday reprieve for her human.)
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s’mores bark

by KellieUpdated on December 14, 2025December 15, 2025

Why use a generic, boring-ass candy as a cookie box …

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2025 christmas cookie box

by KellieUpdated on December 17, 2025December 15, 2025

It’s time! The FMG 2025 Christmas Cookie Box is here! …

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santa’s spiced pomegranate spritz

by KellieUpdated on December 11, 2025December 12, 2025

After a certain hour, I’d imagine Santa tires of cold …

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holiday red velvet cookies

by KellieUpdated on December 10, 2025December 11, 2025

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three bean chipotle tortilla soup

by KellieUpdated on December 8, 2025December 9, 2025

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sidebar | life and training 12.1 – 12.7

by Kellie December 8, 2025December 8, 2025

66 miles, two coffee dates, and 30 hours of work. …

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christmas rum punch

by KellieUpdated on December 4, 2025December 5, 2025

A punch of Christmas right in the kisser. Happy Friday, …

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country apple fritter bread

by KellieUpdated on December 3, 2025December 4, 2025

I LOVE apple fritters but hate deep frying. The solution? …

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leftover stuffing stuffed “meatballs” and gravy

by KellieUpdated on December 1, 2025December 2, 2025

Getting creative with leftovers is half the fun of post-Thanksgiving …

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sidebar | life and training 11.24 – 11.30

by Kellie December 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Happy Thanksgiving aftermath! Did you have a nice holiday? Or, …

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