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cinnamon pumpkin tequila sour

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marble layer cake

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August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day la August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day lattes and sunny days by the pool = her ideal end-of-summer style.
Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 mi Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 miler Little Miss Ba and I did this week was, oddly, my favorite run in awhile despite the ballsish, un-fallsish heat. 

MONDAY: 10 miles with 3 x 1 mile @ 8:33 pace (failed workout)

TUESDAY: 3.75 miles @ 11:46 pace 

WEDNESDAY: 6.25 miles @ 12:03 pace (AM) + 3.15 miles @ 10:49 pace (PM)

THURSDAY: 4.5 miles with 5 x 50m sprint + 8 x :20 flying into 60m 90-95%

FRIDAY: 5 miles @ 12:14 pace

SATURDAY: 11 miles @ 12:12 pace

SUNDAY: REST! Stretches and a short walk
A big milestone for a small sheep! (And a satisfy A big milestone for a small sheep!

(And a satisfying midday reprieve for her human.)
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by KellieUpdated on December 29, 2025December 30, 2025

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by Kellie December 29, 2025December 29, 2025

Aaaaand my marathon got cancelled. I’d think my panic and …

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espresso martini hot chocolate

by KellieUpdated on December 25, 2025December 26, 2025

Boozy and cozy. The way I like it best. Happy …

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christmas wild rice salad

by KellieUpdated on December 22, 2025December 23, 2025

Pretty, festive, and filling as fuck. HAPPY CHRISTMAS WEEK! Can …

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sidebar | life and training 12.15 – 12.21

by KellieUpdated on December 23, 2025December 22, 2025

MERRY CHRISTMAS WEEK! MERRY HALF MARATHON PR! JUST MERRY, DAMN …

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winter snowstorm margarita

by KellieUpdated on December 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Snowfall outside, a cackling fireplace inside, and a sparkling, zippy …

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vanilla bourbon christmas tree cookies

by KellieUpdated on December 16, 2025December 17, 2025

Oh how CUTE. Hooray, our final recipe in this year’s …

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hot chocolate stuffed cookies

by KellieUpdated on December 15, 2025December 16, 2025

A marshmallow pull is almost as satisfying as a cheese …

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sheet pan cranberry glazed salmon

by KellieUpdated on December 16, 2025December 16, 2025

Ho ho hoLY shit this holiday dinner is easy. Happy …

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sidebar | life and training 12.8 – 12.14

by Kellie December 15, 2025December 15, 2025

The dog days are over? More like the dog days …

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