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The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

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Beverages

birthday cake batter latte

March 6, 2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE MAN! Today is J’s birthday, so I had to put something sprinkly, funfetti-y, and festive on the site…

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Desserts

no churn cinnamon bun ice cream

March 5, 2026

YAY first ice cream of 2026! Happiest of Thursdays, folks! I’m happy because I’m taking myself out for ice cream later, and because…

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Sidebars / June 16, 2025

sidebar | life and training 6.9 – 6.15

Race #1 of summer = done! Watermelon 5K, June edition. I signed up for the entire three-race series with my friend after he…

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Beverages / June 13, 2025

fresh watermelon lemonade

When life throws you melons, it might be dyslexic. It’s Friday, it’s almost the weekend, and it’s time to daydream about an afternoon…

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Appetizers / June 10, 2025

tomato basil BLAT crostini

Currently eating a BLT while writing about BLTs. There is little better than consuming something really salty and savory after a stupid hot…

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Sidebars / June 9, 2025

sidebar | life and training 6.2 – 6.8

Failing workouts really sucks. Happy Monday, all! It’s race week for me. I’m running the Watermelon 5K on Sunday in Lakeland, and after…

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Desserts / June 6, 2025

strawberry vanilla surprise cupcakes

The best part is the part which you can’t see. I love desserts that are stuffed with things: a cream filled doughnut, a…

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Main Course / June 3, 2025

one skillet white wine spinach artichoke salmon

While developing this recipe, I had to wait for a massive apocalyptic fucking stormcloud to blow through before photographing, and that was assuredly…

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Sidebars / June 2, 2025

sidebar | life and training 5.26 – 6.1

I was due for a lazy rainy day off, and I got one this week! Our weather’s a bit wacko right now: a…

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Desserts / May 30, 2025

toasted coconut lemon layer cake

Sometimes the biggest messes yield the most wonderful products. If you’ve ever baked before, you know it’s a massive shitstorm in the kitchen.…

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Beverages / May 29, 2025

garden party margarita

A summertime breeze in a cocktail glass. When we visited The Edition for a Sunday resort pass getaway a few weeks ago, one…

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Main Course / May 27, 2025

blt caesar pasta salad

Tofu bacon in strips and garden fresh ‘maters, squiggly noodles in tight coiled rings, these are a few of my favorite things. Summer…

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