apple butter dark and stormy
So easy, a caveman could do it. Does anyone remember those Geico commercials? I’ll say, Geico does have one of the wittiest ad…
Category: Recipes
soft and crinkly pumpkin molasses cookies
Yesterday, we pranced confidently aboard the healthy train with a mighty fall salad. Today, we trash our habits for a moment to enjoy…
sweet n’ savory butternut squash apple and pomegranate salad with pepita granola clusters
The colors should be enough to entice you to drop all your shit, run to the store, and grab everything you need for…
one pot creamy potato vegetable and sage dumpling soup
Dairy-free, vegan-friendly, one-pot, an hour or less, insert additional buzz words here… (But not gluten free. Sorry.) Alright, kids, it was 62 at…
golden apple crisp latte
Get cuddly with a Golden Apple Crisp Latte, even when it’s still 78 degrees at 5 am and you return from a walk…
homemade apple pie bagels
“It smells like a fucken Auntie Anne’s Pretzel stand.” – Me texting my mom and sister as I pulled out a batch of…
sheet pan glazed coffee balsamic salmon and crispy brussels sprouts
Before ya’ll complain about coffee on fish, please remember that you put chai in matcha and that’s fucking gross. The thing with using…
no stir butternut squash orzo “risotto” with crispy roasted mushrooms
Our second favorite orange gourd stars in this wonderful autumn side dish that I actually ate as part of my lunch today. Not…
fall orchard bloody mary
Pretend you hear ghostly noises in the background as you read this recipe. Not precisely a Halloween cocktail, but certainly one you could…
brown butter rosemary biscuits with salted maple whipped cream
I’m in a long term relationship with browned butter. The meetings started after a chance encounter with Slice n’ Bake Brown Butter Candied…