bourbon brown sugar salmon with mashed sweet potatoes
If a meal could scream, this one would emit a shrill “AUTUUUUUUUUMN” into the atmosphere. How in the actual fuq we’re in November…
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pumpkin sage white lasagna
Well, I guess it isn’t technically white because we aren’t working with the puree of an albino heirloom pumpkin, but you get the…
“this gourd is on fire” pumpkin smash
Sing it, Alicia Keys. Our last spooky drink of 2022: “This Gourd is on Fire” Pumpkin Smash. I did the gold glitter thing…
lil monster double chocolate espresso cookies
I was going to draw mouths on these guys but they’re so obscenely cute without them I just could not. Bringing out one…
baked pumpkin pie crunch french toast
Pardon my slobber all over this blog post. I’ve never been the biggest lover of French toast in general, like the traditional stovetop…
spicy ginger teriyaki mushrooms and broccoli
Getting in a quickie this Wednesday. For nights I can’t be bothered, I usually turn to some kind of stir fry with whatever…
sage parmesan chickpea meatballs with white wine gravy
Four trials later I’m finally, finally proud of the photos I took of my balls, so I’m displaying them for all of the…
erebor (g)old fashioned
Fear! Fire! Foes! Smoking up the place today with a fiery Erebor (G)old Fashioned. This production was quite delightful from a technical standpoint:…
one skillet cheesy buffalo jackfruit enchiladas
Does the city of Buffalo actually make good buffalo-flavored shit? I know I could very well Google the answer to that question, but…
maple cider glazed salmon with honey butter polenta
I might like polenta more than potatoes. Shhh. Don’t tell the spuds. I’m not sure if this is universal, but polenta is pretty…