butterscotch chocolate chip oatmeal cookies
Kinda incredible that this is only my second oatmeal cookie recipe on FMG. The fuq is wrong with me. I’m actually one of…
Category: Recipes
apple and cheddar pumpkin bisque
Chasing off any Tuesday tumult with a thick bowl of comfort. Bringing some colorful cheer in the form of Apple and Cheddar Pumpkin…
caramel pumpkin sangria
A good sangria is an irreplaceable nugget to have in your repertoire, especially during this festive-ass season. I’ve seen caramel apple sangrias out…
pesto gnocchi zuppa toscana
Soup is so damn ugly to style, but so damn good to eat. The day I cooked up this soup, a cold front…
spooky mummy brownies
HOW THE FUCK COULD SOME SICK BASTARD EAT ONE OF THESE? WHAT HAVE I DONE. Holy shit on a stick, these are probably…
creamy marsala tortellini with butter charred brussels sprouts
No-stress Wednesday cooking in the form of super duper creamy slamming winey tortellini. I’m really surprised I haven’t grown some gray hairs with…
cinnamon crunch chai banana bread
Balancing everyday noms with pumpkin palooza. For real, though, is banana bread not a cozy mainstay? Especially when scented with chai. The rich…
the balrog of morgoth margarita
Shiny, glittery, shimmering, and sly, the monster leaves a tendril of smoke as it climbs from the depths of Moria. Grab your swords,…
creamy butternut squash ricotta pasta with crispy sage
I could throw down a pretty hefty bowl of these carbs, yes I could. Fall and creamy pasta are the utmost partners in…
creepy crawly pumpkin patch chocolate cupcakes
This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween Halloween Halloween. Even though it’s only October 5. I am HYPED to share these cupcakes with…