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The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

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Seafood / May 1, 2023

sidebar | life and training 4.24 – 4.30

Ever have one of those moments of existential awareness that makes you feel incredibly small? I don’t even mean this in a sad…

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Beverages / April 29, 2023

raspberry limeade sangria

Who else needs to kick back and forget this week happened? Oi. I always go into a new week with fresh optimism –…

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Desserts / April 28, 2023

giant cowboy monster cookies

If mom tells you you can only have one cookie, might as well make it a MASSIVE COOKIE. Before I called ya’ll to…

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Main Course / April 27, 2023

one pot lemon ricotta asparagus pasta

Every damn week lately I’ve boast a random pound of asparagus in my fridge that I need to use. My crisper drawer houses…

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Main Course / April 26, 2023

easy cheesy tuscan quiche

Shout out to the random jar of sundried tomatoes in my pantry for inspiring this quichey iteration. And, shout out to a pal…

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Main Course / April 25, 2023

spicy blackened shrimp and avocado greek salad

If there’s one type of relatively wholesome cuisine that tastes almost as good as more indulgent cuisines, it’s Mediterranean. The other day J…

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Beverages / April 22, 2023

fresh strawberry green tea lemonade

I bought the most massive fucking strawberries the other day. They’re mutants, I tell you. This time of year we have the most…

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Desserts / April 21, 2023

bakery style peanut butter chocolate chip muffins

I guess I’ll spare you the inevitable harhar do you know the muffin man? joke in this post. That’s honestly gotta be the…

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Main Course / April 20, 2023

strawberry fields avocado quinoa salad with poppyseed vinaigrette

Hope ya’ll don’t have to take a drug test the day following this dinner! No but seriously, it’s an apparent concern amongst athletes/job…

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Main Course / April 19, 2023

artichoke gouda pizza

Who says you need to wait for Friday to enjoy pizza? I understand Taco Tuesday, because alliteration is fun for marketing, but the…

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The 5K and the marathon are my two least favorite The 5K and the marathon are my two least favorite distances to train for, and for totally different reasons. The 5K leaves me wheezing, and the marathon requires immense time commitment and a week's worth of pain after. 

But, another summer means another stab at sub-23, and this workout began the cycle for me! A mean 20mph headwind tried to derail my efforts, but didn't quite bring me down how it wanted to. Only gets harder from here!
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