sheet pan hot honey ranch shrimp bowls
Coming in HAWT this week, honey. This is a recipe I developed when I had the flu, which you’d think might be a…
Category: Recipes
baked biscoff cookie butter doughnuts
YOU GUYS. If there’s one thing that’s made me unfailingly happy from a recipe development standpoint, it’s doughnuts. I don’t know what it…
asparagus gruyere tart with pesto
Apparently it’s Finger Food Week in the FMG-iverse. Fun story: I initially wrote a totally different recipe for today. I backtracked because for…
herb garlic whipped feta and smoked salmon toasts
My plan is to turn FMG into a garden with all of these super colorful springtime dishes. These toasts gave me a fit…
crispy salsa verde jackfruit tacos
Let’s have a spicy Tuesday, shall we? I tell you what, we really, really need rain. Desperately. My allergies have been untamed for…
triple lemon layer cake
When life throws you lemons, throw the ones you don’t need back (aim for the shnoz), then bake cake. I’m always fucking terrified…
no-boil spinach artichoke mac n’ cheese
Holy sheeeeeeeeeeeit. Aight, I originally planned lasagna. If you read last week’s Sidebar you might have been keyed in on that plan. I’m…
lemon garlic shrimp and asparagus with honey butter polenta
Get ready for some funky-smelling pee! Yep, sexy way to start a recipe writeup. Go self. I was in a bit of a…
crispy greek tofu pita bowls with garlic feta sauce
I can’t believe it took me this fucking long to put a good Mediterranean-inspired dish on FMG. I have about six meal prep…
peanut butter fudge protein shake
When I was a wee beginner distance runner, this was what I drank after every long run. Ah, to be an enthusiastic novice…