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the snowy poinsettia martini

food that gives no f*cks

Brace yourselves. Christmas is coming. Full-fledged, straight-up holly jolly is …

Let’s do the Leftover Mashed Potato and throw some shrooms …

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Do you call it stuffing or dressing? Stuffing for me, …

…Two potato! See, I told you there’d be a continuation …

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