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The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

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Tag: weeknight dinner

Main Course / January 17, 2023

sesame crusted salmon salad bowls

People shit on the word moist, but what about the word crust? Except for a few contexts, I really think crust is way…

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Main Course / January 12, 2023

“bacon” ranch potato soup

If you’re sick of coconut bacon now, it’s probably sick of you, too. As for I, there is no shortage of soup nowadays…

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Main Course / January 10, 2023

warm and spicy southwest quinoa kale salad with chipotle tahini ranch

Sucks if you’re colorblind cos this salad is so wonderfully multihued and pretty and…wolf whistle. I, of course, say that affectionately. J himself…

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Main Course / January 4, 2023

30 minute spicy poblano mushroom fajitas with lime crema

Fajitas be bitchin’ up in this kitchen. Bringing yet another fast and fresh supper to our rotation today. We’re experiencing some spring-like conditions…

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Main Course / January 3, 2023

maple chipotle salmon and avocado rice bowls

If you think healthy eating involves gagging on dry kale, think again. Not that I have a grudge against kale. I’ve made some…

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Main Course / December 29, 2022

crispy chipotle bbq pinto bean tacos

Taco Thursday en force. I often phase through concepts as I’m developing recipes. Sometimes I’m into one thing, like salads or soups, and…

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Main Course / December 20, 2022

garlic butter blackened salmon scampi with parmesan rice

I am good at two things in life: spewing profanities, and blackening salmon. I actually went through a salmon drought for a long…

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Main Course / December 7, 2022

one skillet cranberry braised salmon

Because I have the attention span of a pea, we’re sticking with a one-pan dinner today. Honest to fuck, people, all this Christmas…

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Main Course / December 1, 2022

baked pesto alla vodka rigatoni

Man, I haven’t shared some noods in awhile. J takes off for an overnight running event on Friday, so I figured it fitting…

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Main Course / November 30, 2022

garlic butter chickpea meatballs with wild rice pilaf

Why go balls-to-the-wall thinking of dinner when I’ve got some balls of my own to lend? Back again with more balls, because I…

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Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not r Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not refer to the sound this dish would make when slammed against a wall. Why would you want to do that anyway? Weirdos. Garlic sauce and avocado spiff up the culinary three musketeers and grilled bread just brings the whole app over the tippy top. Summertime in four bites. Recipe linked in bio or search "tomato Basil BLAT crostini" on foulmouthgourmet.com!
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