Raise a glass to the close of summer as marketing …
italian strawberry basil margarita

food that gives no f*cks

Raise a glass to the close of summer as marketing …

Cool it off this weekend, you hot sonofagun. I think …

These are my JAM. I wonder how many times I’ve …

Sprinkles for ADULTS, damn it! These little shits gave me …

WAHOO WEEKEND LET’S TOAST. It’s Friday, and I don’t feel …

I DON’T WANNA COOK NO MO’, I DON’T WANNA COOK …

I bought the most massive fucking strawberries the other day. …

I’m back, suckers, with a beautiful and refreshing frozen cocktail …

Move over, macarons. We’ve a simpler way to encapsulate your …

Easy like a Friday evening. Thursday, when I’m writing this, …