Sounds like you fuckers need a salad. By you fuckers, …
kale pomegranate and maple chickpea salad with dijon vinaigrette
pomegranate
the jingle bell margarita
How else do you think reindeer fly if not with …
erebor (g)old fashioned
Fear! Fire! Foes! Smoking up the place today with a …
the balrog of morgoth margarita
Shiny, glittery, shimmering, and sly, the monster leaves a tendril …
shredded brussels sprouts apple salad with spiced maple walnuts
Now this is fucking fall in a bowl. Raw Brussels …
citrus mezcal punch
A bit of sparkle and glam for the new year …
winter persimmon and pomegranate salad with maple candied pecans
A Christmas dinner ain’t a Christmas dinner without a big, …
parmesan acorn squash with pomegranate honey
For all you panic-stricken by the reality of Thanksgiving’s arrival …
grima’s draught
Ya’ll remember that asshole in Lord of the Rings that …
sweet n’ savory butternut squash apple and pomegranate salad with pepita granola clusters
The colors should be enough to entice you to drop …