kale pomegranate and maple chickpea salad with dijon vinaigrette
Sounds like you fuckers need a salad. By you fuckers, I mean this fucker. I need a salad. This week has, rightfully, been…
Tag: pomegranate
the jingle bell margarita
How else do you think reindeer fly if not with a little ~help~? Jingle ALL the way into the weekend with this here…
erebor (g)old fashioned
Fear! Fire! Foes! Smoking up the place today with a fiery Erebor (G)old Fashioned. This production was quite delightful from a technical standpoint:…
the balrog of morgoth margarita
Shiny, glittery, shimmering, and sly, the monster leaves a tendril of smoke as it climbs from the depths of Moria. Grab your swords,…
shredded brussels sprouts apple salad with spiced maple walnuts
Now this is fucking fall in a bowl. Raw Brussels sprouts are difficult to enjoy, and even roasted sprouts can still make a…
citrus mezcal punch
A bit of sparkle and glam for the new year upcoming. Do you make resolutions for January 1? While I’m not inclined to…
winter persimmon and pomegranate salad with maple candied pecans
A Christmas dinner ain’t a Christmas dinner without a big, hearty salad to counteract all the cookies from the night before. This beautiful…
parmesan acorn squash with pomegranate honey
For all you panic-stricken by the reality of Thanksgiving’s arrival in two days, I’ve got your back with an ultra simple side dish…
grima’s draught
Ya’ll remember that asshole in Lord of the Rings that manipulated Théoden into a trove of lies, and also apparently aged him about…
sweet n’ savory butternut squash apple and pomegranate salad with pepita granola clusters
The colors should be enough to entice you to drop all your shit, run to the store, and grab everything you need for…