Sip a glass of this and punch the rest of …
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food that gives no f*cks

Sip a glass of this and punch the rest of …

Pineapple iced tea is sounding mighty fine-apple today. Hahahahaha oooohkay. …

Whispers of grillin’ time are starting to reach my ears. …

All ya’ll getting sick of pizza yet? Too damn bad. …

Derby horns intensify. Yesterday was Cinco de Mayo, and we …

Ain’t nobody fresher than my mothaforkin bowl. Before I sat …

When life pricks you with a pineapple, make a margarita. …

When I’m feeling blue, tacos are coming through to soothe …

Ho ho ho, merry tacos. Nope, it’s August. Shut the …

So a lightning bolt struck my work the other day. …