I’m making you breakfast today, you special fucker, you. Breakfast …
pesto egg “bacon” and avocado breakfast wraps

food that gives no f*cks

I’m making you breakfast today, you special fucker, you. Breakfast …

Balls for Valentine’s Day? Yes, I planned it like that. …

Man, I haven’t shared some noods in awhile. J takes …

Manufacturing shortages who? If you’re a Starbucks regular, you probably …

I MADE LASAGNA. I don’t know if any of you …

Peaches are soon to morph into pumpkins, so let’s have …

Keeping shit unfussy for a Wednesday supper. After yesterday’s pumpkin …

Slapping Tuesday in the ass with a simple grilled dinner …

Tasty homemade pillows? Yes please. Started from Pumpkin Gnocchi, now …

Guess who’s back? Tofu bacon. I’m obsessed. Like everyone’s favorite …