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Sidebars / October 30, 2023

sidebar | life and training 10.23 – 10.29

The fact that it’s practically November freaks me the fuck out. What freaks me out more, though, is how unprepared for the holidays…

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Sidebars / October 9, 2023

sidebar | life and training 10.2 – 10.8

It is 66 degrees out right now and I am STOKED. We had to sneak out last night to our favorite spot for…

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Sidebars / October 2, 2023

sidebar | life and training 9.25-10.1

Trials and tribulations. That is the theme for our final few months of 2023. First of all, how in the everlong fuck is…

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Sidebars / September 25, 2023

sidebar | life and training 9.18 – 9.24

Boy oh boy, do I love September baseball. I don’t know if any of ya’ll are fans of baseball like me, but if…

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Sidebars / September 18, 2023

sidebar | life and training 9.11 – 9.17

This week was not great. I value any virtual space of mine has being one of transparency. I struggle with mental health, and…

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Sidebars / September 11, 2023

sidebar | life and training 9.4 – 9.10

A soul-fulfilling week with the people I love most. Needed that. I’ve had quite a few ups and downs these past two weeks…

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Sidebars / August 28, 2023

sidebar | life and training 8.21 – 8.27

Welp, we’ve got a hurricane a-comin’, folks. And, unsurprisingly, it starts with an I. It seems like many major hurricanes we’ve undergone lately…

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Sidebars / August 21, 2023

sidebar | life and training 8.14 – 8.20

Happy birthday to mom, happy birthday to mom, happy birthday dear moooom, happy birthday to mom. The highlight of this past week, undoubtedly,…

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Sidebars / August 14, 2023

sidebar | life and training 8.7 – 8.13

Today’s weather forecast calls for I’m really fucken done with summer. Excessive heat warnings all weekend – which, if you’re unfamiliar, are a…

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Sidebars / August 7, 2023

sidebar | life and training 7.31 – 8.6

I can’t see out my windows right now. Won’t bore you with weather narratives, so I’ll leave it at this: when I ran…

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Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not r Tomato Basil BLAT Crostini 🍅No, BLAT does not refer to the sound this dish would make when slammed against a wall. Why would you want to do that anyway? Weirdos. Garlic sauce and avocado spiff up the culinary three musketeers and grilled bread just brings the whole app over the tippy top. Summertime in four bites. Recipe linked in bio or search "tomato Basil BLAT crostini" on foulmouthgourmet.com!
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