fresh strawberry green tea lemonade
I bought the most massive fucking strawberries the other day. They’re mutants, I tell you. This time of year we have the most…
Tag: drinks
lemon raspberry whiskey sour
I know I’ve bought too much of one fruit when I have about 4 concepts lined up in one week using the thing.…
grapefruit rosemary spritz mocktail
A friend told me these photos remind her of summertime and sorbet. I’ll allow it. I’ve wanted to work with grapefruit for awhile,…
hot chocolate oatmeal latte
Knocking out three stones with one bird: chocolate, breakfast, and coffee! Friday was a hellish day, which in reality could’ve been worse than…
spiced pomegranate bourbon fizz
A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU SUCKERS. I’m writing this on Saturday morning because yesterday was my birthday (more on that in…
mrs. claus’ merry mojito
Because I’m sure Mrs. Claus gets tired of Santa’s shit by the end of the Christmas season. Yo, I’m tired of my own…
buttered rum hot chocolate
The perfect winter evening: fire place, a lazy cat curled at my feet, and a cup of cocoa. Bonus points for booze. Well,…
rosé aperol spritz
The expression “embarrassingly easy” secondhand embarrasses me. Why should I be embarrassed my simplicity? A lot of shit irrationally annoys me (fatal flaw)…
spiced pumpkin latte
I feel like using any name that could create the “PSL” acronym is wrong and violating some sort of copyright law. So, SPL…
peach melba rosé spritz
PEACHEEEEEEES. You know, I wasn’t going to buy peaches this week, but the temptation of the big cart in the center of Publix…