hot chocolate oatmeal latte
Knocking out three stones with one bird: chocolate, breakfast, and coffee! Friday was a hellish day, which in reality could’ve been worse than…
Tag: drinks
spiced pomegranate bourbon fizz
A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU SUCKERS. I’m writing this on Saturday morning because yesterday was my birthday (more on that in…
mrs. claus’ merry mojito
Because I’m sure Mrs. Claus gets tired of Santa’s shit by the end of the Christmas season. Yo, I’m tired of my own…
buttered rum hot chocolate
The perfect winter evening: fire place, a lazy cat curled at my feet, and a cup of cocoa. Bonus points for booze. Well,…
rosé aperol spritz
The expression “embarrassingly easy” secondhand embarrasses me. Why should I be embarrassed my simplicity? A lot of shit irrationally annoys me (fatal flaw)…
spiced pumpkin latte
I feel like using any name that could create the “PSL” acronym is wrong and violating some sort of copyright law. So, SPL…
peach melba rosé spritz
PEACHEEEEEEES. You know, I wasn’t going to buy peaches this week, but the temptation of the big cart in the center of Publix…
honey blackberry fig sour
Get a load of this fancy shit. Summer figs are toppling onto grocery shelves, and I figured a good way to celebrate such…
peach margarita
Happy Friday Happy Hour! Much happy, very capital letter, so wow. Hoorah-ing the weekend with a Peach Margarita. So simple, but so perfect…
star spangled sour
A name indicating how I feel about the state of affairs right now. I’m sure I’ve written this already, but I don’t really…