double chocolate chip protein muffins
Answering the omniscient question of many a gym bro: but whErE’S thE proTEIn?! Aight, to be fair, these aren’t a powerhouse of protein.…
Tag: dessert
better than coffee shop iced lemon loaf
Ya’ll asked for it, so here’s a fucken lemon loaf. I love Shmerberks’ lemon loaf. It’s been a favorite of both my mom…
healthier mounds brownies
Mounds of Browns! I think Almond Joy and Mounds are two very underrated candies. Recently at work we had a candy bin filled…
baked maple banana bread doughnuts
Dough nut let those brown bananas go to waste. Whenever I make banana bread, it’s always out of necessity. I haven’t committed an…
gooey gluten-free chocolate chunk cookies
Gluten free and refined sugar free and they don’t taste like shit stuck to the bottom of a shoe? What a concept! You…
fluffy overnight mocha cinnamon rolls with bourbon cream cheese frosting
Since I’ve already showed off my balls more than once on the Internet might as well add in some of my buns, too.…
nutella swirled snickerdoodles
Yay, Friday snickies! Rounding out my 2022 cookie box with Nutella Swirled Snickerdoodles. Snickies are J’s favorite cookie and one which he actively…
2022 Holiday Cookie Box
FUCK YEAH A PACK FULL OF COOKIES! The cookie box: a gift to which almost no one would object. I sure wouldn’t. Imagine…
crinkly maple glazed peanut butter cookies
Why not make a peanut butter cookie even more badass with a frosty drizzle atop? A sweet Wednesday coming at you with cookies.…
christmas tree peppermint bark pop tarts
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, how lovely are your pastries. I procrastinated this recipe for a damn long time. Even the day…