Feeling like a drink tonight? Chai me. Though I don’t …
chai caramel apple martini
cocktail
the balrog of morgoth margarita
Shiny, glittery, shimmering, and sly, the monster leaves a tendril …
rosé aperol spritz
The expression “embarrassingly easy” secondhand embarrasses me. Why should I …
peach melba rosé spritz
PEACHEEEEEEES. You know, I wasn’t going to buy peaches this …
honey blackberry fig sour
Get a load of this fancy shit. Summer figs are …
spicy gingered guava margarita
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice. A song you’re …
watermelon basil mojito
Happy Saturday, nerds. Bottoms up? Melons are slowly filing out …
strawberry frosé
I’m back, suckers, with a beautiful and refreshing frozen cocktail …
peach margarita
Happy Friday Happy Hour! Much happy, very capital letter, so …
star spangled sour
A name indicating how I feel about the state of …