lemon chickpea, tomato, and avocado pasta salad
Sometimes, when you toss randomness together in a bowl, you get awesomeness. I’m transitioning into vacation mode this week, which means peering into…
Tag: chickpeas
creamy avocado hummus
I’ve made three batches of this hummus since Saturday so if that doesn’t convince you it’s dope, I dunno what will. Big fan…
30 minute mongolian meatballs
Ain’t messing with no fussy-ass balls today. We only got 30 minutes, peeps! I joke a lot about balls and make inappropriate jokes…
bourbon bbq chickpea meatball bowls with minty mango salsa
Not sure how long it’s been since I’ve shown my balls online, so it felt like the right time. Still feeling like a…
quinoa avocado caesar salad wraps
It’s the time of the season for Caesar. But really, when is it not the time for Caesar? I guess when he died.…
spicy pesto chickpea meatballs all’arrabbiata
Balls for Valentine’s Day? Yes, I planned it like that. I remember as a child those little Valentine’s Day stocking-like things my teachers…
coconut cilantro curry “meatball” and rice soup
Curry makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. Like a rug. Starting the week here because to be honest, I…
spicy buffalo chickpea sliders
Sliding into the weekend like… We’re entering football playoff season, and that means appetizers galore for some of ya’ll. I don’t much care…
kale pomegranate and maple chickpea salad with dijon vinaigrette
Sounds like you fuckers need a salad. By you fuckers, I mean this fucker. I need a salad. This week has, rightfully, been…
chickpea meatballs au vin
You can take the coq out of the balls, but you can’t take the balls out of the coq. You know? Ok, I’M…