The lovechild of a favorite fall soup and a gooey slice of crispy golden carbs. Hell yeah. With our trip upcoming, we need…
Do they make vacuum cleaners for your ears? Seriously, since the brunt of summer I’ve been fighting a clogged right ear. It crops…
I’m sure some of the ghosts in Luigi’s Mansion were sipping on this drink while waiting for the green plumber to arrive with…
Would fight the Boogeyman for one of these buggers. October is well underway, and spooky season is drawing to its height. Even though…
Fall weather = fall soup. At last! Well, to be fair, I’ve been cooking and baking lots of autumn-themed dishes since fucking August,…
It’s 65 degrees out and I am JOYFUL! Happy Monday, folks! When the weather cools down, my mood amplifies about twentyfold. I will…
It’s Friday, I’m chowing down on chips and salsa, and eagerly anticipating my day off tomorrow. Hurrah! ‘Twas a LONG day in the…
Cookies are exciting me lately. My run this afternoon clocked in at 90 degrees, full bright sunshine crawling into my wrinkles, but you…
One of my oldest recipes with some injections of photographic Botox and a bit of a facelift. Looking spiffy, right? For some reason…
Who the fuck charges full price for a new ice cream cone when a customer politely admits they didn’t like the first one?!…
