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Cinnamon Pumpkin Tequila Sour 🎃 September hath com Cinnamon Pumpkin Tequila Sour 🎃 September hath cometh and that means ya girl has 0 boundaries with pumpkin spice - it's gonna infiltrate everything you love, folks. This simple cocktail is shaken with a pumpkin butter syrup, lemon, and egg white for the pretty frothy cap. A perfect intro to the weekend and the new season. Recipe linked in bio or search "cinnamon pumpkin tequila sour" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
Marble Layer Cake 🍰 Want chocolate? Want vanilla? Marble Layer Cake 🍰 Want chocolate? Want vanilla? Have both, dammit. One batter, two flavors, finished with a smooth chocolate buttercream. The cake for those who are just as paralyzed by indecisions as I am. This baby was three years in the making and worth all the 1,095 days of procrastination. Recipe linked in bio or search "marble layer cake" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
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