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cinnamon pumpkin tequila sour

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marble layer cake

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August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day la August adventures of Little Miss Ba 🐑 Rainy day lattes and sunny days by the pool = her ideal end-of-summer style.
Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 mi Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 miler Little Miss Ba and I did this week was, oddly, my favorite run in awhile despite the ballsish, un-fallsish heat. 

MONDAY: 10 miles with 3 x 1 mile @ 8:33 pace (failed workout)

TUESDAY: 3.75 miles @ 11:46 pace 

WEDNESDAY: 6.25 miles @ 12:03 pace (AM) + 3.15 miles @ 10:49 pace (PM)

THURSDAY: 4.5 miles with 5 x 50m sprint + 8 x :20 flying into 60m 90-95%

FRIDAY: 5 miles @ 12:14 pace

SATURDAY: 11 miles @ 12:12 pace

SUNDAY: REST! Stretches and a short walk
A big milestone for a small sheep! (And a satisfy A big milestone for a small sheep!

(And a satisfying midday reprieve for her human.)
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sidebar | life and training 9.15 – 9.21

by Kellie September 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Saturday’s 10K was a mighty blow to my confidence. I …

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Beverages Recipes

apple cider tequila sour

by KellieUpdated on September 18, 2025September 19, 2025

A big jug of cider in my fridge means plenty …

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Desserts Recipes

pumpkin cream cheese muffins

by KellieUpdated on September 17, 2025September 18, 2025

Why stop at the coffee shop for a sweet pumpkin …

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weeknight pesto pasta bolognese

by KellieUpdated on September 15, 2025September 16, 2025

Low and slow on a weekday? Yes you can! Wow, …

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sidebar | life and training 9.8 – 9.14

by Kellie September 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Freshened up after a weekend mini-vacay and now it’s race …

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Beverages Recipes

apple cider old fashioned

by KellieUpdated on September 11, 2025September 12, 2025

The dew point was 69 this afternoon! FALL YA’LL. Here …

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cookie butter layer cake

by KellieUpdated on September 10, 2025September 11, 2025

A fall treat that isn’t pumpkin or apple?! Say no …

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tuscan bacon tortellini soup

by KellieUpdated on May 31, 2026September 9, 2025

Two weeks in a row in Tuscany. Because I’m a …

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sidebar | life and training 9.1 – 9.7

by Kellie September 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Autumn? As we all know, marketing indicates that fall starts …

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Desserts Quick + Easy Recipes

maple glazed cinnamon apple scones

by KellieUpdated on September 4, 2025September 5, 2025

A gray and dreary day calls for a batch of …

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