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Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 mi Morning runs have tried my sanity but the one 3 miler Little Miss Ba and I did this week was, oddly, my favorite run in awhile despite the ballsish, un-fallsish heat. 

MONDAY: 10 miles with 3 x 1 mile @ 8:33 pace (failed workout)

TUESDAY: 3.75 miles @ 11:46 pace 

WEDNESDAY: 6.25 miles @ 12:03 pace (AM) + 3.15 miles @ 10:49 pace (PM)

THURSDAY: 4.5 miles with 5 x 50m sprint + 8 x :20 flying into 60m 90-95%

FRIDAY: 5 miles @ 12:14 pace

SATURDAY: 11 miles @ 12:12 pace

SUNDAY: REST! Stretches and a short walk
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Cinnamon Pumpkin Tequila Sour 🎃 September hath com Cinnamon Pumpkin Tequila Sour 🎃 September hath cometh and that means ya girl has 0 boundaries with pumpkin spice - it's gonna infiltrate everything you love, folks. This simple cocktail is shaken with a pumpkin butter syrup, lemon, and egg white for the pretty frothy cap. A perfect intro to the weekend and the new season. Recipe linked in bio or search "cinnamon pumpkin tequila sour" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
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