I’m making you breakfast today, you special fucker, you. Breakfast …
pesto egg “bacon” and avocado breakfast wraps
Vegetarian/Vegan
avocado “bacon” club sandwich with herby sub sauce
All hail the Publix sub sandwich, AKA “The Pub-Sub.” If …
spicy pesto chickpea meatballs all’arrabbiata
Balls for Valentine’s Day? Yes, I planned it like that. …
“blt” dip
A dip for all my dipshits out there. Yip, we’re …
crispy buffalo jackfruit tacos
It’s game week, suckers. I’ve been so wrapped up in …
cheesy pizza stuffed poblanos
BREAKING NEWS: THE SUPER BOWL IS NOT THIS WEEKEND. I …
30 minute spicy black pepper mushrooms
Hellooo, lazy Wednesday eats. I read someone’s testimony the other …
coconut cilantro curry “meatball” and rice soup
Curry makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the …
bbq onion pizza
Gettin’ saucy and snazzy for Pizza Friday. Guys, it’s been …
easy lasagna soup
Lasagna soup: for when you’re too fucking lazy to layer. …