kale pomegranate and maple chickpea salad with dijon vinaigrette
Sounds like you fuckers need a salad. By you fuckers, I mean this fucker. I need a salad. This week has, rightfully, been…
Category: Quick + Easy
easy spicy chickpea noodle soup
The greatest sneeze cure in the history of ever, spiced up and made vegetarian. Bring it on, rhinovirus season. Actually I take that…
one skillet cranberry braised salmon
Because I have the attention span of a pea, we’re sticking with a one-pan dinner today. Honest to fuck, people, all this Christmas…
baked pesto alla vodka rigatoni
Man, I haven’t shared some noods in awhile. J takes off for an overnight running event on Friday, so I figured it fitting…
sheet pan hot honey balsamic salmon
Bookmark this shit for when you’re cooking-weary after Thanksgiving but still want to eat more than leftovers or subpar, lukewarm carryout. Another day,…
simple butternut squash coconut curry
I really wanted to call this butternut squash butter curry, but the repetition was too much for my anal English degree brain to…
spicy ginger teriyaki mushrooms and broccoli
Getting in a quickie this Wednesday. For nights I can’t be bothered, I usually turn to some kind of stir fry with whatever…
maple cider glazed salmon with honey butter polenta
I might like polenta more than potatoes. Shhh. Don’t tell the spuds. I’m not sure if this is universal, but polenta is pretty…
apple and cheddar pumpkin bisque
Chasing off any Tuesday tumult with a thick bowl of comfort. Bringing some colorful cheer in the form of Apple and Cheddar Pumpkin…
honey ginger tempeh and broccoli noodles
What fresh hell is this tempeh shit? To be honest, folks, I don’t cook with tempeh enough. I really like it, yet I…