cheesy buffalo ranch pretzel snack mix
The perfect snack to keep everyone occupied while you Irish Goodbye at a party you don’t want to be at. Snack mixes are…
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honey whipped feta and cranberry crostini
This bread would win Miss America. I posted a preview of this dish on my Instagram a couple days ago and was shocked…
garlic butter blackened salmon scampi with parmesan rice
I am good at two things in life: spewing profanities, and blackening salmon. I actually went through a salmon drought for a long…
mrs. claus’ merry mojito
Because I’m sure Mrs. Claus gets tired of Santa’s shit by the end of the Christmas season. Yo, I’m tired of my own…
The FMG 2022 Christmas Eve and Day Menu
One week and change left until our big fat holly jolly holiday! Here we have the FMG 2022 Christmas Eve and Day Menu!…
nutella swirled snickerdoodles
Yay, Friday snickies! Rounding out my 2022 cookie box with Nutella Swirled Snickerdoodles. Snickies are J’s favorite cookie and one which he actively…
chickpea meatballs au vin
You can take the coq out of the balls, but you can’t take the balls out of the coq. You know? Ok, I’M…
2022 Holiday Cookie Box
FUCK YEAH A PACK FULL OF COOKIES! The cookie box: a gift to which almost no one would object. I sure wouldn’t. Imagine…
crinkly maple glazed peanut butter cookies
Why not make a peanut butter cookie even more badass with a frosty drizzle atop? A sweet Wednesday coming at you with cookies.…
homemade crispy chickpea nuggets
No, they do not taste like chicken. They are chickpeas, which are legumes, which are not chicken. Doesn’t make them any less delicious,…