creamy “bacon” and gnocchi vegetable soup
Soupy weather calls for soup. It’s been real fucken humid here, like late spring/early summer humid. I guess many places around the country…
Category: Recipes
30 minute spicy poblano mushroom fajitas with lime crema
Fajitas be bitchin’ up in this kitchen. Bringing yet another fast and fresh supper to our rotation today. We’re experiencing some spring-like conditions…
maple chipotle salmon and avocado rice bowls
If you think healthy eating involves gagging on dry kale, think again. Not that I have a grudge against kale. I’ve made some…
spiced pomegranate bourbon fizz
A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU SUCKERS. I’m writing this on Saturday morning because yesterday was my birthday (more on that in…
swirled cranberry champagne cake
Today is my 29th birthday. 29 is a weird number to me. I’m still in my 20s, yet pretty much not. I feel…
crispy chipotle bbq pinto bean tacos
Taco Thursday en force. I often phase through concepts as I’m developing recipes. Sometimes I’m into one thing, like salads or soups, and…
buffalo white bean chili
Kick yourself into the new year with some SPICE. I dunno, I think I’m an enigma. I keep seeing various memes indicating that…
kale pomegranate and maple chickpea salad with dijon vinaigrette
Sounds like you fuckers need a salad. By you fuckers, I mean this fucker. I need a salad. This week has, rightfully, been…
fluffy overnight mocha cinnamon rolls with bourbon cream cheese frosting
Since I’ve already showed off my balls more than once on the Internet might as well add in some of my buns, too.…
candy cane cheeseboard
You may not like the traditional candy cane, but I’m betting you’ll enjoy this cheese-and-fruit rendition. I really debated whether this was worth…