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The Foul-Mouth Gourmet

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Category: Recipes

Desserts / May 26, 2023

star spangled brownies

Totally bought the wrong M&Ms for this recipe. When I opened the bag and saw how fucking massive the candies looked, I wondered…

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Appetizers / May 25, 2023

“blt” sliders with black pepper garlic sauce

Lil Memorial Day cuties! We finally enjoyed a stormy evening on Tuesday. Rain, in the right quantities, calms the soul. I ate soup…

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Appetizers / May 24, 2023

basic-ass house salad with crunchy italian croutons

We all need a goes-with-anything bowl of green shit in our repertoire, do we not? I’ve been considering a basic-ass salad for quite…

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Appetizers / May 23, 2023

watermelon caprese skewers with honey mint vinaigrette

I was called to appetizer arms, so here I am on the front line of Memorial Day food battle. I actually forgot about…

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Beverages / May 20, 2023

fresh mango aperol sour

Cheersing to Saturday with this beaut. Aperol spritzes are actually a recent discovery for me. I wasn’t of the impression that I’d dislike…

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Main Course / May 19, 2023

avocado toast dutch baby

If avocado toast and a pancake had a child, it would be Dutch, baby. I am real excited for this one today, folks.…

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Main Course / May 18, 2023

marinated tomato caprese salad with creamy garlic dressing

Caprese, cap-reh-seh, capr-awesome. However you choose to pronounce it, I hope a few of ya’ll would agree that this simple classic combination of…

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Desserts / May 17, 2023

baked triple lemon doughnuts

If ya’ll don’t like lemons, you’d better ade yourself to the door. Ha. Ha. Ha. Clearly I left my sense of humor in…

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Main Course / May 16, 2023

“bacon” ranch and avocado pasta salad

Mo’ pasta, mo’ problems. We’re on our last day of the California escapade, and while I’m sad to rush back into the unpleasant…

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Seafood / May 15, 2023

sidebar | life and training 5.8 – 5.14

Hello from not-sunny-at-all San Diego! According to folks around here, the foggy May and June days aren’t uncommon, and that’s been the theme…

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The 5K and the marathon are my two least favorite The 5K and the marathon are my two least favorite distances to train for, and for totally different reasons. The 5K leaves me wheezing, and the marathon requires immense time commitment and a week's worth of pain after. 

But, another summer means another stab at sub-23, and this workout began the cycle for me! A mean 20mph headwind tried to derail my efforts, but didn't quite bring me down how it wanted to. Only gets harder from here!
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