pizza night italian chopped salad
I guess frequent pizza-making requires a salad to balance shit out. Not that I’m attempting to guilt trip you fine folk into thinking…
Category: Recipes
valentine’s m&m oreo cookies
Maybe your Valentine’s is yourself, and you bake these up for a solo date night. Perfectly acceptable. I’m quite the V-Day cynic, honestly.…
herb and cheese pepperoni pizza dip
Happy Super Bowl week, fools. I remember last year I mixed up the date of the Super Bowl and kept claiming for a…
blueberry lemon curd pancakes
Curd just sounds awful and does not do the delectable spread justice. My mom sometimes makes homemade lemon curd. She does a pretty…
easy smoky chili con queso
I didn’t actually realize how cold it was supposed to be this day, until I embarked on my morning run. Yup, it was…
salted caramel fudge brownies
This masterpiece arrived as a result of fucking up another and needing to pivot on the fly. Happily, it all worked out. Brownies…
honey chipotle chili lime salmon bowls
Bowl full of fabulous. I wonder if all the SEO bots out there hate my dumbass post introductions. I never write anyting productive:…
spicy sweet pineapple buffalo cheddar pizza
All ya’ll getting sick of pizza yet? Too damn bad. I’m probably getting sick of you too. The pizza train is wheelin’ and…
sheet pan blackened shrimp poblano tacos
25 minutes to tacos alright alright alright alright. As a whole, I don’t think anything I’ve cooked lately takes much longer than 30…
chocolate dipped peanut butter cookie bars
I know being healthy in January is the big thing right now, but good golly gosh I really wanted to make these. As…