peppermint chocolate blossoms
Cute little Friday cookies that look like little edible chocolate flowers. The cookie craziness continues with Peppermint Chocolate Blossoms. The easiest dudes that…
Category: Desserts
christmas tree peppermint bark pop tarts
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, how lovely are your pastries. I procrastinated this recipe for a damn long time. Even the day…
chewy brown sugar ginger cookies
Two treats in one week! Hope ya’ll brought your sweet tooths. We opened and now close out the week with cookies, so that…
chewy christmas monster cookie bars
Or, as they say in Boston, “monstah.” I usually post a savory recipe to kick off the week of FMG eats, but I…
hot chocolate brownies
Hot, hot, oh, we got it! Who’s gonna say no to a fudgy brownie on a Wednesday? If you do, please show yourself…
chai cupcakes with bourbon espresso frosting
So we have the Caesar ho and the bourbon bitch now (both being me) and the latter has returned, suckers. Chai cupcakes made…
gooey pumpkin butter cookie pie
Might sound crazy but it ain’t no lie, baby, pie pie pie (pie pie pie). Youz guyz, this pie drove me up the…
lil monster double chocolate espresso cookies
I was going to draw mouths on these guys but they’re so obscenely cute without them I just could not. Bringing out one…
butterscotch chocolate chip oatmeal cookies
Kinda incredible that this is only my second oatmeal cookie recipe on FMG. The fuq is wrong with me. I’m actually one of…
spooky mummy brownies
HOW THE FUCK COULD SOME SICK BASTARD EAT ONE OF THESE? WHAT HAVE I DONE. Holy shit on a stick, these are probably…