bakery style blueberry muffins
Who decided to give the term “muffin top” a negative connotation? For the first time probably ever, I ate one of Shmuckbucks’ blueberry…
Category: Desserts
lemon blackberry cupcakes
CUTIES. Once again, ya’ll nailed the IG poll of me asking what you’d like me to test out this week. Someone answered berry…
cosmic brownie hearts
Alright alright, I’ll make a heart shaped somethin-somethin for V-Day. Good thing they’re cuties. We talking brownies today. Fudgy, thick, chocolatey-ass brownies, like…
double chocolate chip protein muffins
Answering the omniscient question of many a gym bro: but whErE’S thE proTEIn?! Aight, to be fair, these aren’t a powerhouse of protein.…
better than coffee shop iced lemon loaf
Ya’ll asked for it, so here’s a fucken lemon loaf. I love Shmerberks’ lemon loaf. It’s been a favorite of both my mom…
healthier mounds brownies
Mounds of Browns! I think Almond Joy and Mounds are two very underrated candies. Recently at work we had a candy bin filled…
gooey gluten-free chocolate chunk cookies
Gluten free and refined sugar free and they don’t taste like shit stuck to the bottom of a shoe? What a concept! You…
swirled cranberry champagne cake
Today is my 29th birthday. 29 is a weird number to me. I’m still in my 20s, yet pretty much not. I feel…
nutella swirled snickerdoodles
Yay, Friday snickies! Rounding out my 2022 cookie box with Nutella Swirled Snickerdoodles. Snickies are J’s favorite cookie and one which he actively…
2022 Holiday Cookie Box
FUCK YEAH A PACK FULL OF COOKIES! The cookie box: a gift to which almost no one would object. I sure wouldn’t. Imagine…