Sounds like you fuckers need a salad. By you fuckers, …
kale pomegranate and maple chickpea salad with dijon vinaigrette
sidebar | life and training 12.19 – 12.25
The last babbly wabbly sidebar of 2022, WOW. How was …
fluffy overnight mocha cinnamon rolls with bourbon cream cheese frosting
Since I’ve already showed off my balls more than once …
candy cane cheeseboard
You may not like the traditional candy cane, but I’m …
cheesy buffalo ranch pretzel snack mix
The perfect snack to keep everyone occupied while you Irish …
honey whipped feta and cranberry crostini
This bread would win Miss America. I posted a preview …
garlic butter blackened salmon scampi with parmesan rice
I am good at two things in life: spewing profanities, …
sidebar | life and training 12.12 – 12.18
Merry Christmas week ya filthy animals. Yup, we’re in the …
mrs. claus’ merry mojito
Because I’m sure Mrs. Claus gets tired of Santa’s shit …
The FMG 2022 Christmas Eve and Day Menu
One week and change left until our big fat holly …