I’m making you breakfast today, you special fucker, you. Breakfast …
pesto egg “bacon” and avocado breakfast wraps

food that gives no f*cks

I’m making you breakfast today, you special fucker, you. Breakfast …

This week was ordinary, and I don’t have much to …

When life pricks you with a pineapple, make a margarita. …

CUTIES. Once again, ya’ll nailed the IG poll of me …

When I’m feeling blue, tacos are coming through to soothe …

All hail the Publix sub sandwich, AKA “The Pub-Sub.” If …

Balls for Valentine’s Day? Yes, I planned it like that. …

The Chiefs are chief once again. Though I can’t say …

Seriously the silkiest, richest cup of cocoa I ever did …

Alright alright, I’ll make a heart shaped somethin-somethin for V-Day. …